We had a hot one taday. I wuz ready ta turn tha hose on myself. I went ta tha shadetree for a nap but it wuz just too darn hot to breethe right. I couldn't nod off without suffukating in tha swelter.

All of a sudden I herd a cumotion next door. There wuz all kind of laffin' 'n it sounded like water splashin'. I mosied over ta tha fence to take a peek....

Well, now I seen evrythin'! Doyle, ma neigbr, he wuz so hot he got creaytiv. He put the plastic sheetz for hiz storm winders 'n sofa covers inta tha flatbed of hiz pickup an filled it with tha hose. Then, he jumped on in.
His wife, Larissa, wuz so histericle she peed 'er pants 'n had ta go in 'n change 'em. It sure wuz HOT 'round here this Forth of Jooly!!!